Yes You Can
Listen, I’m all for people choosing their partners, male or female, I’ve got no issues. But don’t you think this is going a little too far? I mean, dating cans? Where would you even find them? On Tinder?
Sofa So Good
“How’s your new job?” They asked the Dachshund. “Well, I’ve got a cushy job. Sofa so good,” he answered. Can we all agree that offices with dogs are all the more happy?